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Wonderful, the news that our forests are to be cleared with woodland glades and natty waterfalls.

What a business opportunity out there for manufacturers of plastic gnomes and toadstools not to mention the odd fairy -

perhaps Nick Brown has a spare brother in law with a predilection to making a crust. With the masses surging into our forests and the attendant wear and tear and the occasional (!) vandal the need for refurbishment would undoubtedly be ongoing! We could have litter bins in the form of the Blair Two with the mouth being where we could stuff our half eaten sarnies and crushed coke cans -

How good to have something to smile about!

All very politically incorrect - the nicer part of my nature (if there ever was one) has long gone!!

Thank you again for Warmwell

Pat

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