If, like us, you feel a more than a little aggrieved that the British public have had the right to choose whether to buy their food in pounds or grams removed

and if like us you feel powerless to protest against this nonsensical piece of legislation, then think again.

ITV Teletext have included Steve Thoburn, The Metric Martyr, as contender for their "Man of the Year". award.

By 'phoning 0901 470 1035. you can send a modified Churchilian salute to all pedantic lawmakers.You'll only be on the 'phone for a few seconds and you'll hear a recording telling you that your vote for Mr. Thoburn has been registered.If he wins, It will send a clear message to the over-regulating beaurocrats of the EC

Compliments of the Season from John & Jacqueline Harrison