Can you think of a name for one-sniffer doggie ?
Such a lot depends on this poor lonesome moggie
It is Defra's answer to the current problem
Can we think what to call this phenomenum ?
It has languished in some kennels for the last 6
New Zealands where it came from, where they trained this
Trained it how to sniff out, how to find foreign
But in half a year in kennels it hasn't done much good
Will it travel with the speed of light and see through solid
Will Mrs Beckett or Lord Whitty authorise some wings
Because, you see, it needs to fly to cover all it
And, if it can't, we have to ask if they were told that it
Or, have they wasted all that money, spendthrifts that they
In buying a white elephant, transporting it afar
Only to find, as so many people knew that
It'll take more than just a single dog to do any
I ask for your ideas to name this Kiwi jewel
Obviously its powered by a tank of rocket fuel.
And I bet you can't think who sent this ,can you